Rihanna Sums Liz Jones Up Perfectly…

“A sad sloppy menopausal mess!!!”…Somebody is NOT mincing their words.

It turns out that the most over paid troll in the UK has been owned by a woman who she lambasted for not being an appropriate role model.  Liz Jones, Daily Mail columnist wrote one of her vacuous columns on how Rihanna was a “poisioness pop princess” and a “toxic role model” to young children.

But the Bajan singer bit back and posted a particulary unflattering picture of Jones alongside a rant that reads:

LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! “What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That s**t ain’t clever!!! That s**t ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!”

“Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own f**ked up s**t to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!!” a clearly seething RiRi wrote.

“Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones.

But as much as we love that Rihanna has basically handed Liz Jones her ass on a plate, our favorite thing to come out of this little “spat” happens to come from The Guardian who have asked the question we all want the answer to…Who would you rather your children looked up to?

And check out these results.

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Ouch! Think that’s One/Nil to Rihanna!

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Written by Rachael

As well as being Editor here at The Spin Alley, Rachael is also a freelance journalist and blogger covering lifestyle, travel, culture, entertainment, media and online life for online and print publications.

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