If your friends and relatives think you sound a bit like Brian Blessed then we have the PERFECT job for you!
A new job spotting polar bears have become available. You’d need to move to Svalbard in Norway and your key duties would be looking out for the savages whilst scientists doing their essential work.
The bears (sorry, we just think they’re so cute!) on the island have increased to 3,000 and are now outnumbering humans. The scientists are too busy being geeky to be able to fight snack hunting polar bears as well.
Svalbard’s governor Odd Olsen Ingerø has come up with the new vacancy which involves candidates having firearm skills and a loud voice to shoo them away. You’re also expected to withstand freezing conditions and forget about taking your smart phone.
As well as being Editor here at The Spin Alley, Rachael is also a freelance journalist and blogger covering lifestyle, travel, culture, entertainment, media and online life for online and print publications.